Most people as pale as you hate the sun,
So it is rather shocking that you love it a tonne.
Some may call you a hippie, a yippie or even a freak — which can be less than fashionable,
But the way you respect the land is nothing short of admirable.
I know your feelings about nature are complex,
Especially how you think Bishop’s Cap, Gaillardia and Moonwort’s are better than sex.
You have a soft spot for native plants in the area,
And if someone messes with those plants you can be rather scare-ia.
You recycle, conserve, advocate and even drive a fuel efficient car,
You are clearly an environmental star!
Our surroundings can be peaceful, beautiful and there is always different layers to discover,
It sounds like you and nature make a perfect lover.